First, dear readers, a mea culpa for no article last week. Thanksgiving family time, a busy work schedule and the disgusting Cowboys performance left a bad taste in my mouth. I needed an escape, I needed the beach, I needed a really good buffet and questionable shore excursions…
So I left the country entirely for a week long cruise with my girlfriend. At some point I’ll be posting a bunch of pics to disgust and annoy all of my FB friends, but I’ll only make you look at a few. I want to keep your hatred of me to a minimum, because later there will be IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KEEP YOU ALIVE FOR GOD’S SAKE. I don’t want you being so angry at my happiness that you quit reading.
Congratulations, you’ve made it through the first gauntlet. You’ve reached the “I don’t like you, but damn it I respect you” stage. On to other matters.
It’s December finally, which is to be quite honest the best time ever. Not only do I get double the presents (I was born in December) and a few free days off of work, I get to see my family again (who are giving me presents this time AS IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE). Also, it really is better to give than receive. For instance, I bought three of the item below. So if you are one of my friends, this is a very exciting time in your life. I may have gotten one of them for you!
Anyway, I know that some of you out there may not like Christmas. It’s probably because you don’t watch enough TV, to be quite honest. Because holiday episodes are the best. See below for confirmation.
Finally, and I’m just gonna come out and say it because I gave up on pride a long time ago, WE NEED WRITERS. If you know any, please send them our way. This was started as a communal blog between Josh and I, and we want to include anyone who loves something about television. It can be one specific program or the general idea of television. It can be an article every week or every third January. If you want to write something, contact us. We’ll put it up. I just want it to be all inclusive. It should be a forum for the most consistent media/art form we as Americans observe/participate in. If you want to write a 30 page dissertation about the tribal council of Survivor and its implications on American society, DO IT. If you want to write a 30 word twitter feed article about the hotness of the new Bachelorette’s boobs, DO IT. We’ve had a few contributors, whom I greatly appreciate. I know writing is a daunting task, and you are worried it won’t be good. But it doesn’t matter if it’s good, we’ll post it. Because, folks, we simply have no shame.
– Holiday hugs and kisses from Stephen and all both of us here at MSCTVB