If you’re not watching Justified, just get out. Get the hell out. For those of you who are, here’s a little Monday morning treat. You’re welcome, AMERICA.
5. You wanna make a living in this business, you gotta know your ABCs: Always Be Cool.
4. Raylan, if a book could only be judged by its cover, you’d be a best seller.
3. Goddamnit woman, you only shoot people when they’re eatin’ supper?
2. Well Mr. Napier I’d like to think that if I was behind an attempt on your life, at the very least I would’ve messed up your hair.
1. I asked him to shut down his poison factory and merely made an observation about its combustibility.